| Cold Opening |
“Allowed Evidence” |
| Chris Farley | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro#4 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | attorney |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito#5 Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran#4 |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark#4 |
⁕A portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, a stage light flashes and goes out during a wide shot.