| Sketch | Poetry Class |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | Mr. Templin |
| Chris Elliott | ... | teacher |
| Chris Farley | ... | Alan Toshman |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Christian Reinhardt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Randy Valducci |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
⁕David Hyde Pierce accidentally says "I want you two... to take a look at these two." This is fixed in reruns.