| Cold Opening | Colin Ferguson Trial |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Paul McConnell |
| Michael McKean | ... | Donald Belfi |
| Mark McKinney | ... | George Peck |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Colin Ferguson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran Live |
| David Spade | ... | Mark Schmidt |
| Jay Mohr | ... | bailiff |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |