| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Marta |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Candace Gingrich |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | reporter Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | reporter Voice |