| Sketch | Stiles Monroe |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Stiles Monroe |
| Chris Farley | ... | Drew Bruquette |
| Michael McKean | ... | emcee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Al Hudson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Harry |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Louie Johnson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | wife |
| David Spade | ... | Dexter Hawkins |
| John Zonars | ... | bassist |