| Cold Opening | O.J. Today |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Barry Scheck |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bill McDonald |
| Steve Higgins | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| David Koechner | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Lance Ito |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran Live |