| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Sketch | St. Monica Talent Auditions |
| Show | Cooking With Keith |
| Musical Performance | "Hand In My Pocket" |
| Sketch | Baby Genetics |
| Musical Performance | "All I Really Want" |
| Sketch | Book Reading |
| Sketch | Rikers Island |
| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | family member |
| David Koechner | ... | John Marshall Jr. |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Marshall Sr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | family member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | family member |
| Nancy Walls | ... | family member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | family member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | family member |
| Sketch | St. Monica Talent Auditions |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Patrick Connolly |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | nun |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Phil Donahue
Commentary on daytime TV talk shows |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael Voice |
| Cheri Oteri |
Commentary on young people and authority | |
| David Spade | ||
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Baby Genetics |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sammy |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Kyle |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Darlene |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Lynn |
| Sketch | Book Reading |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | fan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | fan |
| Nancy Walls | ... | fan |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | fan |
| Lori Nasso | ... | fan |
| Paula Pell | ... | fan |
| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#2 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Phil Donahue#1 Commentary on daytime TV talk shows |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael Voice |
| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Lamar Alexander | ||
| Bill Bradley | ||
| Chris Marquette | ... | kid |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#2 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot#1 |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | family member |
| David Koechner | ... | John Marshall Jr. |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Marshall Sr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | family member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | family member |
| Nancy Walls | ... | family member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | family member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | family member |
| Sketch | St. Monica Talent Auditions |
| Gabriel Byrne | ... | priest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Patrick Connolly |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#1 |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | nun |
| Show | Cooking With Keith |
| Gabriel Byrne | ... | Keith Richards |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Rolling Stones - "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Phil Donahue#1 Commentary on daytime TV talk shows |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael Voice |
| Cheri Oteri |
Commentary on young people and authority | |
| David Spade | ||
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Baby Genetics |
| Gabriel Byrne | ... | Dr. Crandall |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sammy |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Kyle |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Darlene |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Lynn |
| Miscellaneous |
| Tom Glavine | ||
| Chrissie Hynde | ||
| Chipper Jones | ||
| Mark Wohlers | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Joe Walsh - "Rocky Mountain Way"
♬Foghat - "Slow Ride"
♬Billy Paul - "Me and Mrs. Jones"
| Sketch | Book Reading |
| Gabriel Byrne | ... | Robin Walker |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | fan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | fan |
| Nancy Walls | ... | fan |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | fan |
| Lori Nasso | ... | fan |
| Paula Pell | ... | fan |
♬Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes - "Up Where We Belong"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gabriel Byrne | 6 | 1 | |||
| Alanis Morissette | 2 | ||||
| Lamar Alexander | 1 | ||||
| Bill Bradley | 1 | ||||
| Chris Marquette | 1 | ||||
| Taylor Hawkins | 2 | ||||
| Tom Glavine | 1 | ||||
| Chrissie Hynde | 1 | ||||
| Chipper Jones | 1 | ||||
| Bryan Shilowich | 1 | ||||
| Mark Wohlers | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | |||||
| Will Ferrell | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | |||
| David Koechner | 2 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Nancy Walls | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cindy Caponera | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 1 | 7 | 6 |