| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Lamar Alexander | ||
| Bill Bradley | ||
| Chris Marquette | ... | kid |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#2 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot#1 |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |