October 28, 1995#1
| Cold Opening | Halloween In New Hampshire |
| Lamar Alexander | ||
| Bill Bradley | ||
| Chris Marquette | ... | kid |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |