| Cold Opening | Air Force One |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ken Pamillan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Mark McKinney | ... | pilot Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Denise Pamillan |
| Nancy Walls | ... | flight attendant |
| Paula Pell | ... | passenger |