| Sketch | Guidance Counselor |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Father Healy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#3 |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ||
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
♬Frank Sinatra - "The Way You Look Tonight"