| Sketch | Public Opinion |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Henry Buckwell |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lassie's owner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | incumbent |
| David Koechner | ... | spectator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ... | spectator Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | spectator Voice |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Mrs. Buckwell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lori Nasso | ... | mother |
| Paula Pell | ... | mother |