| Cold Opening | WMUR 9 CNN Debate |
| Tom Hair | ... | James Earl Jones#2 /announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Morry Taylor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Robert Dornan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Lamar Alexander |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#6 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Karen Brown |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Judy Woodruff Live |
♬Randi Panken - "Nightly News"