February 24, 1996#1
| Cold Opening | Hotel |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | cashier |
| Adam McKay | ... | customer |
| Cold Opening | Hotel |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | cashier |
| Adam McKay | ... | customer |