| Commercial | Fecalvision |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | patron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spokesperson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cashier |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Lori Nasso | ... | patron |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | patron |
| Molly Shannon | ... | employer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |