| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#10 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Annabel |
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
♬Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise"
♬R.E.M. - "Everybody Hurts"