| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Musical Performance | "Follow You Down" |
| Sketch | You're The Man |
| Musical Performance | "Memphis Time" |
| Show | Taddli |
| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Matt LeBlanc |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sheila Burke |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | student |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Jane |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| David Koechner | ... | bartender |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the lack of black Academy Award nominees |
| Sketch | You're The Man |
| Jim Breuer | ... | counterman |
| Nancy Walls | ... | girlfriend |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny DeSanto |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | waitress |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | juror |
| David Koechner | ... | homeowner Still |
| Molly Shannon | ... | prostitute |
| Nancy Walls | ... | judge |
| Stacey Foster | ... | client |
| Show | Taddli |
| Will Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| David Koechner | ... | Tony |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Taddli |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guest |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Susan |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Adam McKay | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bobby Coultsman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston Live |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Matt LeBlanc |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sheila Burke |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the lack of black Academy Award nominees |
| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston Live |
| Brooks The Chimp | ... | Ed |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Matt LeBlanc |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sheila Burke |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The final portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, the chimp's hat is covering his face.
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Debbie Reynolds |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Ann Miller |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bobby Coultsman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | student |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Jane |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| David Koechner | ... | bartender |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
♬Captain Hollywood Project - "More And More"
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... |
Frankenstein
Statement on wildfires |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the lack of black Academy Award nominees |
| Sketch | You're The Man |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Jim Breuer | ... | counterman |
| Nancy Walls | ... | girlfriend |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny DeSanto |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | waitress |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 05.15.1993 dress rehearsal, in which Phil Hartman played the same role, and Rob Schneider played Johnny.
| Miscellaneous |
| David Spade | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | juror |
| David Koechner | ... | homeowner Still |
| Molly Shannon | ... | prostitute |
| Nancy Walls | ... | judge |
| Stacey Foster | ... | client |
⁕A portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, Phil Hartman accidentally says "ladies of the... and gentlemen of the jury". Later, as the sketch dissolves to the scene with Molly Shannon, she can be heard saying "I got the giggles". This is removed in reruns.
| Show | Taddli |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| David Koechner | ... | Tony |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Taddli |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guest |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Susan |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Adam McKay | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Gin Blossoms | 2 | ||||
| Brooks The Chimp | 1 | ||||
| Bryan Shilowich | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Koechner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Nancy Walls | 5 | ||||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | |||||
| Cindy Caponera | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stacey Foster | 1 | ||||
| Tom Gianas | 2 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam McKay | 2 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 2 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 2 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 2 | ||||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 74 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 1 |