March 23, 1996#1
| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston Live |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Matt LeBlanc |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sheila Burke |
| Cold Opening | Dole Headquarters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston Live |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Matt LeBlanc |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sheila Burke |