| Cold Opening | Class Reunion |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Mike |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| David Koechner | ... | James Mallory |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | George Graham |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Edward Worthington |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emily |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Patty |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Walter |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Stu |