| Commercial |
| Christine Baranski | ... | Loni Anderson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Sean Penn |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tony Orlando |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Richard Dreyfuss |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Koechner | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Anwar Sadat |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Menachim Begin |