| Sketch |
| Jim Carrey | ... | guy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Rob Benson |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | teacher |
| David Koechner | ... | bartender |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | student |
| Molly Shannon | ... | dancer |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Michelle Benson |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#2 |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | dancer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | resident |
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"
♬Lionel Richie & Diana Ross - "Endless Love"