| Commercial |
| Tom Hanks | ... | spokesperson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lance Peters |
| Mark McKinney | ... | singer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | singer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | singer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.