| Sketch | Ping-Pong Tournament “Spartan Spirit” |
| Tom Hanks | ... | The Spartan Spirit |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Tommy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#7 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#7 |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Salt-N-Pepa - "Push It"