| Sketch | Randolph Hotel |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Tom |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Phillips |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Sean |
| Mark McKinney | ... | manager |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | guest |
| Molly Shannon | ... | cashier |
| Colin Quinn | ... | FedEx delivery man |