| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Michael |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | technical difficulties announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | scientist |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Joseph Hazelwood |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm Hiscock | ... | scientist |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | scientist |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | scientist |
♬Frankie Goes To Hollywood - "Relax"
♬George Michael - "Faith"
♬Talk Talk - "It's My Life"