| Cold Opening | Genitalia Line-Up |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Donovan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Hayes |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Al Gore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Paula Jones |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Briggs |
| Colin Quinn | ... | John Voice |