| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | spokesperson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | caller |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | operator |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | caller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | caller |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | operator |
| Colin Quinn | ... | caller |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stacey Levitt |