| Cold Opening | Replacements |
| Sketch | Evita |
| Show | The Crusades The Nude Crusade |
| Sketch | Klu Klux Klan |
| Musical Performance | "Shutterbug" |
| Show | The Brendan Boyle Show |
| Show | Race And Racism |
| Musical Performance | "My One & Only Love" |
| Cold Opening | Replacements |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Robert Rubin |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Al Gore |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Evita |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guard |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Eva Peron |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guard |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Juan Peron |
| Mark McKinney | ... | guard |
| Tim Meadows | ... | rebel |
| Show | The Crusades The Nude Crusade |
| Will Ferrell | ... | duke |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | duchess |
| Chris Kattan | ... | duke |
| Mark McKinney | ... | The Pope |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | rapper |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | rapper |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jeff |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Don West |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Harrison Ford Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Eddy Lewis |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ... | caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Rich Francese | ... | security guard |
| Cheri Oteri | ... |
Joanna Pacitti
Commentary on being fired from "Annie" |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Brittny Kissinger |
| Show | The Brendan Boyle Show |
| Tim Meadows | ... | audience member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | audience member |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | audience member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Brendan Boyle |
| Hugh Fink | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | New Beau |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Windsor Attebury |
| Cold Opening | Replacements |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Robert Rubin |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Al Gore |
| Weekend Update |
| Cheri Oteri | ... |
Joanna Pacitti
Commentary on being fired from "Annie" |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Brittny Kissinger |
| Cold Opening | Replacements |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Robert Rubin |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Al Gore |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Evita |
| Sting | ... | general |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guard |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Eva Peron |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guard |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Juan Peron |
| Mark McKinney | ... | guard |
| Tim Meadows | ... | rebel |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | The Crusades The Nude Crusade |
| Sting | ... | Cardinal Sting |
| Will Ferrell | ... | duke |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | duchess |
| Chris Kattan | ... | duke |
| Mark McKinney | ... | The Pope |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | rapper |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | rapper |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Mark Hamill | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jeff |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Don West |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Harrison Ford Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Eddy Lewis |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Klu Klux Klan |
| Sting | ... | clansmen |
| Jim Breuer | ... | clansmen |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Rolf |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Rich Francese | ... | security guard |
| Cheri Oteri | ... |
Joanna Pacitti
Commentary on being fired from "Annie" |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Brittny Kissinger |
⁕The camera accidentally changes as Norm MacDonald delivers his last joke, prompting him to ad-lib several times about the mistake.
| Show | The Brendan Boyle Show |
| Sting | ... | Wee Ned Clancey |
| Tim Meadows | ... | audience member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | audience member |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | audience member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Brendan Boyle |
| Hugh Fink | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | New Beau |
| Sting | ... | Glenn |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Windsor Attebury |
| Sketch |
| Sting | ||
| Trudie Styler | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | dancer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
♬The Police - "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
♬Sting - "Fortress Around Your Heart"
♬The Police - "Every Breath You Take"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sting | 9 | ||||
| Veruca Salt | 1 | ||||
| Mark Hamill | 1 | ||||
| Trudie Styler | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Barney | 1 | ||||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Rich Francese | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Shawn Pelton | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 5 | 11 | 6 |