| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno#5 Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#20 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christiane Amanpour#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Molly Shannon | ... | reporter |