| Sketch | Mango |
| Brendan Fraser | ... | John Richardson |
| Will Ferrell | ... | executive |
| Tina Fey | ... | patron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | friend |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sharon |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | patron |
| Steve Higgins | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Lori Nasso | ... | patron |
| Joe Ingenito | ... | fan |