| Cold Opening | Controlling The Airwaves |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Rupert Murdoch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Turner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | CNN announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bill Gates Live |
| Cold Opening | Controlling The Airwaves |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Rupert Murdoch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Turner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | CNN announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bill Gates Live |