| Sketch | Spartans Dream |
| Nathan Lane | ... | Coach Dunlap |
| The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Billy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#13 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#13 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Stephanie Friberg |
♬Quad City DJ's - "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"