March 7, 1998#1
| Cold Opening |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Charlie Trie Live |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jim Guy Tucker Live |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bruce Lindsey Live |
| Will Ferrell | ... | William Ginsburg Live |
| Tina Fey | ... | Kathleen Willey Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Susan McDougal Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | John Huang Live |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Larry King |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Jordan Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Paula Jones Live |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Leon Panetta Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marcia Lewis Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Live |
| Robert Carlock | ... | Brent Perry Live |
| Tom Gianas | ... | Danny Ferguson Live |
| Lori Nasso | ... | Maria Hsia Live |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | Donovan Campbell Live |