| Sketch | Black Angels |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Nikki Donahue |
| Will Ferrell | ... | priest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | China |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | student |
| Paula Pell | ... | Sister Harriet |
⁕Molly Shannon suffered an injury to the back of her head after her pratfall into the bathroom stalls.