| Sketch | St. Monica |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Lenny Schwartzman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Avram Horowitz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Manut Greenburg |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Christy Meyers | ... | student |