| Sketch | Mango |
| Dylan McDermott | ... | Stone Johnson |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | waitress |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tim Meadows | ... | detective |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Gray |
| Steve Higgins | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Gordon Michaels | ... | police officer |