| Sketch |
| Dylan McDermott | ... | Stone Johnson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango#7 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | detective |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Gray#3 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | waitress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Gordon Michaels | ... | police officer |
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
♬Michael Sembello - "Maniac"
♬Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You"