| Cold Opening | A Message from Donald Trump |
| John Carpenter | Live | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | John's father Voice |
⁕John Carpenter did not appear at dress rehearsal. He was played by Jimmy Fallon.
| Cold Opening | A Message from Donald Trump |
| John Carpenter | Live | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | John's father Voice |
⁕John Carpenter did not appear at dress rehearsal. He was played by Jimmy Fallon.