| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenThe Al Franken Millennium | |
| Joe Franken (II) |
⁕Colin Quinn reacts to several fake snowflakes which fall on the desk, leftovers from the previous sketch.
⁕Colin accidentally says "dick trader" instead of "dictator" during a joke about Fidel Castro. After much cheers and applause, he ad-libs "let's applaud the audience member that snickered when I messed up 'dictator.'"