| Sketch |
| Britney Spears | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | dancer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Tim Meadows | ... | manager |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
♬Britney Spears - "Oops!...I Did It Again"
♬Britney Spears - "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
♬Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"