| Sketch |
| Jackie Chan | ... | Kim |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Josh Zimmerman |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Laura Zimmerman |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kim |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | golfer |
| Jennifer S. Rose | ... | golfer |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with an Adam McKay film entitled "The Procedure".