| Cold Opening | A Message from the Mayor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Donna Hanover |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Judith Nathan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Mayor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Donna Hanover |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Judith Nathan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |