| Show | WUUB Prime Time Theater |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Greta Scott |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marshall Douglas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gordon Sinclair |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Drew Barrymore's exaggerated yell of "Kong!" causes herself and Darrell Hammond to break character.