| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft#1 Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Anthony Fauci |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Dean Edwards | ... | reporter |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brian Williams#1 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | aide |