| Sketch |
| Ray Liotta | ... | professor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sorority girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | sorority girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sorority girl |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The final scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.