October 18, 2003S29E3 #548
| Host: | Halle Berry |
| Musical Guest: | Britney Spears |
| Cameo: | George Wendt |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Show | The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular |
| Show | Versace Halloween |
| Sketch | Japanese Steak House |
| Musical Performance | "Me Against The Music" |
| Sketch | Brokaw Voicemail |
| Musical Performance | "Everytime" |
| Sketch | Ashford & Simpson |
| Sketch | Speedreader |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kobe Bryant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Paul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Laine Live |
| Show | The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular |
| Will Forte | ... | umpire |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Pete Rose |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don Zimmer |
| Show | Versace Halloween |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Commercial | tel-e-link |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | customer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | customer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Commercial | Quick Ones |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Japanese Steak House |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Yakimuki |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Appreciante |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerry |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Chinese astronaut Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bart Swerski |
| Commercial | The Best Of Klymaxx |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Cheryl Cooley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joey Lawrence |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Robbin Grider |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Lynn Malsby |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Joyce "Fenderella" Irby |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorena Porter Shelby |
| Sketch | Ashford & Simpson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lamar |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Valerie Simpson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nick Ashford |
| Show | The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular |
| Show | Versace Halloween |
| Halle Berry | ... | Naomi Campbell |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kobe Bryant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Paul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Laine Live |
| Show | The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular |
| Halle Berry | ... | Cindy Cooper |
| Will Forte | ... | umpire |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Pete Rose |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don Zimmer |
| Show | Versace Halloween |
| Halle Berry | ... | Naomi Campbell |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Commercial | tel-e-link |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | customer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | customer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Commercial | Quick Ones |
| Halle Berry | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Japanese Steak House |
| Halle Berry | ... | Frerejaque |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Yakimuki |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Appreciante |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerry |
| Commercial | The Sunday National Enquirer |
| Halle Berry | ... | reader |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reader |
| Amy Poehler | ... | reader |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Chinese astronaut Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bart Swerski |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
| Commercial | The Best Of Klymaxx |
| Halle Berry | ... | Bernadette Cooper |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Cheryl Cooley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joey Lawrence |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Robbin Grider |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Lynn Malsby |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Joyce "Fenderella" Irby |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorena Porter Shelby |
| Sketch | Brokaw Voicemail |
| Halle Berry | ... | Cynthia |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Amy Poehler | ... | director Voice |
| Sketch | Ashford & Simpson |
| Halle Berry | ... | Carla |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lamar |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Valerie Simpson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nick Ashford |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Halle Berry | 10 | 2 | |||
| Britney Spears | 3 | ||||
| George Wendt | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 1 | 4 | 1 | |
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| 66 | 4 | 18 | 6 |