| Sketch | Battle Of The Sexes II |
| Andy Roddick | ||
| John McEnroe | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bud Collins |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billie Jean King |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Venus Williams |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Serena Williams |
| Eagen Halter | ... | ball girl |
♬Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"