| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Bauer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Bauer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"