| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Christina Aguilera | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | choreographer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |