| Show | Celebration of Women Week |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Abigail Cornelius Smitherton Rivington Steele |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lady |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Reginald Steele |
| Amy Poehler | ... | lady |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | lady |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | butler |
⁕The title sequence of this sketch features clips of "Jefferson's Slave" from 12.07.2002 and "Colonel Angus" from 02.22.2003.