| Cold Opening | Preparation |
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Sketch | Riding With Billy Joel |
| Musical Performance | "Yeah" |
| Sketch | Sleepover |
| Musical Performance | "Burn" |
| Award Show | 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards |
| Cold Opening | Preparation |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Will Forte | ... | Smokatron 3000 Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Harry Potter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | George |
| Will Forte | ... | Professor Snape |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hagrid |
| Sketch | Riding With Billy Joel |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | girl |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Billy Joel |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jorge Rodriguez /G.E.D. candidate |
| Jimmy Fallon |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Billiam |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tasha |
| Will Forte | ... | Vidal |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Uri |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chichi Chi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ron Jeremy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Preparation |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Cold Opening | Preparation |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Sketch |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Skyler |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Will Forte | ... | Smokatron 3000 Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
♬Britney Spears - "Toxic"
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Hermione |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Harry Potter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | George |
| Will Forte | ... | Professor Snape |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hagrid |
♬Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get It On"
| Sketch | Riding With Billy Joel |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | girl |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Billy Joel |
⁕A mailbox thrown at the windshield does not bounce off as planned and stays on the hood. Horatio Sanz reaches out of the driver's side window and knocks it off with a wine bottle.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jorge Rodriguez /G.E.D. candidate |
| Jimmy Fallon |
⁕An audience member shouts to Jimmy Fallon and interrupts his delivery of a joke. Jimmy ad-libs "I hate when my father gets drunk." During Horatio Sanz' commentary, after he says he's looking for Pepe, Jimmy ad-libs "I think he was just up there" and Horatio mouths "motherfucker."
| Sketch |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | patron |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Billiam |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | patron |
⁕Almost everyone in this sketch breaks character. At one point, Horatio Sanz is laughing so hard that he's crying, and wipes his tears with a pancake.
| Show |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Natasha |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tasha |
| Will Forte | ... | Vidal |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Uri |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chichi Chi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sleepover |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Becky Bazarak |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kaitlin |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rick |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 04.10.2004 dress rehearsal, in which Janet Jackson played Lindsay Lohan's role.
| Award Show | 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ron Jeremy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lindsay Lohan | 7 | ||||
| Usher | 2 | ||||
| Ludacris | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 7 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | |||||
| Kenan Thompson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 10 | 7 | 6 |