| Sketch | Coolest Teacher At Benton Township High School |
| Luke Wilson | ... | Mr. Gruber |
| Fred Armisen | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Chris Parnell | ... | principal |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelley |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gino |
| Rob Riggle | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whalley |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | police officer |